418 AD – The Visigoths defeat the Vandals in Spain. The next morning they woke-up to find their chariots had been egged and someone had driven through their new front yard.
A cold war then ensued. The Visigoths invented toilet paper, the vandals countered with two-ply–the Visogoths invented spray paint, the vandals countered with paint ball guns…
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A cold war then ensued. The Visigoths invented toilet paper, the vandals countered with two-ply–the Visogoths invented spray paint, the vandals countered with paint ball guns…