Local Lays Claim to Tibetan Religious Title

Provo's "Dolly" Llama

Provo, UT – Today local media gathered outside Burl Jonas’ ranch. His 8 year old Llama “Dolly” laid claim to be the next religious leader of Tibet. Initially spooked by the crowd, Dolly screamed “Wolf!” repeatedly. An alert reporter quickly responded, “BAA, RAM, EWE. TO YOUR BREED, YOUR FLEECE, YOUR CLAN BE TRUE. LLAMA BE TRUE. BAA, RAM, EWE.” Dolly immediately calmed down and gave details about her upcoming historic journey to Tibet.