Vick Caught Leaving Practice Facility With Mascot

PHILADELPHIA – Days after signing with the Philadelphia Eagles for $1.6 million, controversial QB Michael Vick was at it again. Vick was caught climbing into his SUV with Swoops, the Eagles’ Mascot.

Local bar owner Rick Landry alerted Eagles security, who detained Vick until police arrived. Police discovered two fighting roosters, three sets of mini boxing gloves, and a book, Fighting Animals for Dummies, in the vehicle. Vick said, “Everyone deserves a second chance…damn, I guess that was it.”